Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela

Tensions between the United States and Venezuela are escalating, with President Trump stating that land strikes on drug traffickers could come very soon." The Onion examines the pros and cons of entering a war against Venezuela.

Caracas" fun to say

Raises total number of countries Americans can name to respectable nine

Would be nice to invade somewhere warm for the holidays

Something to tide us over until war with China

Kind of an inconvenient time

May have to come up with a reason for doing so

Don't know how to roll our R's

Kathryn Bigelow already won two Oscars

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