Usha Vance Forces Smile After Unwrapping Another Bible For Christmas

WASHINGTON-In response to her husband Vice President JD Vance beaming with excitement as she opened his Christmas gift to her, second lady Usha Vance reportedly forced a smile Thursday after unwrapping another Bible. Oh, wow, another King James Bible, you shouldn't have," said Vance, placing the Christian religious text on a large stack of Old and New Testament translations her significant other had given her over the years. I have some Vedas I've been meaning to read first, but I can't wait to get to all of these Bibles soon. Oh, and it comes with a rosary. Yay." At press time, Vance expressed some relief that it was another Bible and not another fucking copy ofHillbilly Elegy."

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