Trump Asks National Intelligence Point-Blank If God Real

WASHINGTON-Cutting off a top security advisor mid-speech as he eagerly posed his question, President Donald Trump reportedly interrupted a briefing Tuesday to ask officials from the National Intelligence Council whether God was real. So what do we know about Him? Are there any photos?" said a quizzical Trump, adding that he brought the matter up to multiple directors of national intelligence during his previous administration but never received a satisfying answer. Let's just cut to the chase here: big guy in heaven. Is He real or not? And if so, have we made contact? You know, there's a very smart boy who died and says heaven is for real-does the CIA have any files on him? Who here knows? I want every document we have on God released immediately." At press time, members of the U.S. Intelligence Community were reportedly reassuring Trump that God was real, He had lots of money, and they would immediately look into suing Him for $200 million.

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