CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule
The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts warning that changes were made without an adequate review and will only confuse parents and clinicians. What do you think?

This should be fine as long as the diseases agree to ramp down, too."
Claire Easterlund, Complaint Drafter

Kids need a little hepatitis A and B or else they'll get soft."
Spencer Crosby, Nylon Supplier

Hopefully this will make college less competitive."
Jerome Beebe, Shoe Reviewer
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