Article 72NEA CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule

CDC Scales Back Child Vaccine Schedule

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The Onion Staff
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The Trump administration sharply cut the U.S. childhood vaccine schedule from 17 to 11 recommended shots, with health experts warning that changes were made without an adequate review and will only confuse parents and clinicians. What do you think?

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This should be fine as long as the diseases agree to ramp down, too."

Claire Easterlund, Complaint Drafter
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Kids need a little hepatitis A and B or else they'll get soft."

Spencer Crosby, Nylon Supplier
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Hopefully this will make college less competitive."

Jerome Beebe, Shoe Reviewer

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