U.K. Bans Junk Food Advertisements

The United Kingdom banned junk food advertisements on television before 9 p.m. and at any time online, part of a drive to tackle childhood obesity. What do you think?

Please, the British word for childhood obesity is totty flabbers.'"

Stefan Hach, Baby Swaddler

British children need nourishing food like sausages and fried potatoes."

Mathias Adler, Unemployed

Sad to think an entire generation of children will never sexually imprint on Chester Cheetah."

Addison Bernath, Syrup Tester

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