Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor
Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to expose the system." What do you think?

He seems like the kind of candidate you can get a soy matcha moon juice with."
Johan Wilkie, Microphone Tester

It's always sad to see the shitty jobs faded stars will take for money."
Ginger McKay, Towel Monogrammer

Good luck, pal! Lauren Conrad's still got a lot of friends in this town."
Sebastian Page, Booklet Laminator
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