Article 72TS2 Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor

Spencer Pratt Announces Run For L.A. Mayor

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Reality television personality Spencer Pratt announced a longshot bid for Los Angeles mayor, with The Hills star vowing to expose the system." What do you think?

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He seems like the kind of candidate you can get a soy matcha moon juice with."

Johan Wilkie, Microphone Tester
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It's always sad to see the shitty jobs faded stars will take for money."

Ginger McKay, Towel Monogrammer
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Good luck, pal! Lauren Conrad's still got a lot of friends in this town."

Sebastian Page, Booklet Laminator

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