Article 72WJ1 Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S.

Pink Cocaine Spreading In U.S.

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So-called pink cocaine," a hazardous polydrug that can contain ketamine, ecstasy, meth, and sometimes fentanyl, is increasingly being found in U.S. nightclubs among users unaware of its dangerous contents. What do you think?

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For a more ladylike nosebleed."

Sergio Corona, Sand Appraiser
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Our overdose crisis needed a touch more whimsy."

Gaby Hoover, Warehouse Navigator
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Nice to see drug dealers embrace their feminine side."

Matthew Bibat, Hedge Shaper

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