Eerily Calm Draymond Green Returns From Halftime With Large Scar On Forehead

SAN FRANCISCO-In a jarring departure from his usual brash, confrontational on-court behavior, Golden State Warriors forward Draymond Green reportedly returned from halftime of Thursday night's game against the Knicks eerily calm, sporting a large scar on his forehead. Angry noise gone from Draymond head...Draymond good boy now," said Green, who sat on the bench petting a gerbil after setting a screen and then just standing still drooling as the play moved to the other end of the court. Draymond make no more basketball problems. Only nice basketball." Despite his newly tranquil demeanor, sources confirmed Green was still assessed a technical foul late in the third quarter after wandering onto the court during a live ball and smiling serenely at things that weren't there.

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