Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them

LEAWOOD, KS-Stressing that he wouldn't want his best bud to feel left out on such a special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiancee Taylor Swift this week if, during their upcoming wedding, his brother Jason could get married with them too.It wouldn't feel right if Jason wasn't up there with us-maybe we can just, like, scooch over and let him say some vows," said Kelce, assuring Swift that his sibling would comb his hair, wear a nice shirt, and not cause any problems. When people get married, they become part of each other's families, so this would be a nice way to show we're all a family now. Also, he would do great at the part where you throw the flowers in the air. He's really good at throwing! So what do you think? Can he get married with us, please?"According to sources, Swift agreed to think about it, eliciting a joyful yelp from behind a nearby curtain, where Jason then emerged, arms wide, yelling, Pack your bags-we're all getting married!"

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