David Hammond

The Onion Staff

from The Onion on 2026-01-22 14:00 (#73127)

David Hammond passed away Sunday at the age of 81. In lieu of flowers, his family requests that mourners place a three-team parlay on the Lions, Colts, and Titans to cover, as it's essentially free money.

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