Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child

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Second Lady Usha Vance announced she and Vice President JD Vance are expecting their fourth child amid public speculation about the health of their relationship. What do you think?

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Show me a rocky relationship a new baby hasn't saved."

Abe Ellis, Garnish Applicator
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Have they found out its religion yet?"

Matt LaRoche, Unemployed
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He'll need to turn over any children fathered in office to the national archives."

Lauren Baxter, Skateboard Craftsman

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