‘House Burping’ Gains Popularity In U.S.

The trend of house burping," based on the German practice of luften" or briefly opening windows to refresh indoor air, has taken off in the U.S., with proponents claiming the practice improves air quality. What do you think?

Am I the only one milking my apartment?"

Jenna Ainsworth, Corn Shucker

But that lets all the Febreze out."

Deon McKenna, Shelf Organizer

No need to complicate things. Just move to a fresh house every three days."

Mark Laury, Aeronautic Sociologist

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