Article 736FK H&M Staff Gathers To Watch Man Struggle To Refold Shirt

H&M Staff Gathers To Watch Man Struggle To Refold Shirt

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NEW YORK-Perking up with excitement after spotting a customer in the process of completely humiliating himself, the entire staff of a midtown H&M store reportedly gathered Thursday to watch a man struggle to refold a shirt. Oh my God, everyone get out of the break room-you seriously have got to see this," said sales associate Brenda Ruiz, rushing to summon every single one of her coworkers in the multistory retailer, including fitting room attendants, back-of-house staff, supervisors, maintenance, and security, to witness the bumbling man attempt to fold a T-shirt smoothly into quarters. No, no, no, you have to tuck in the sleeves, man! God, this is incredible. Wait, is he actually trying torollit up? No way! Louis is going to be so pissed this happened on his day off, so thank God you're getting this all on video, Maria." At press time, sources confirmed that every customer in the store, and even several passersby on the sidewalk, had joined the crowd of giddy onlookers as the man approached a stack of jeans.

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