Trump Asks Nicki Minaj To Explain Eating Ass

WASHINGTON-Pulling her aside at a Treasury Department event Wednesday, President Donald Trump reportedly asked hip-hop artist Nicki Minaj to explain eating ass. Explain it to me, in the simplest terms," said the bewildered 79-year-old president of the United States, who clasped Minaj's handand looked her in the eye as he urged her to enlighten him on the mystifying sexual act. I know it's what they're doing right now. It's the very hot thing. But what constitutes the ass? Does it feel good to the person who's doing it, or the person who's having it done? What do I do with my penis?" At press time, sources confirmed Trump was calling over Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and shouting, Bobby, they're eating the shit!"

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