White House Aide Fired After Telling JD VanceAboutSuper Bowl Party

WASHINGTON-Insisting theterminatedworker had violated the terms of her employment by leaking highly sensitive information, the White House announced Monday that longtime aide Sandra Wiltonhad been fired fortellingVice President JD Vanceabout an upcomingSuper Bowl party. It's difficult to imagine how this employee believed it was acceptable to revealdetailsof the West WingSuper Bowl partyto Vance despite being sworn to secrecy," said a source within the White House, adding that Wilton had beenimmediatelyescorted from the executive mansion and barred from returning after it was determined she had mentioned to Vance that the gathering would be potluck style and the organizers still needed someone to bring a queso dip. Starting time? Location? This is privileged information. It doesn't matter how many times the vice president mentioned that he didn't have any real plansforSunday. And it's way too late to change where we're doing it now. Jesus Christ, how do you get any clearer than Don't tell JD'?"At press time, the White House announced that it was pursuing legal action against the aide after discovering she had also divulged to Vance that the West Wing had regular Friday happy hours.

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