Biggest Revelations From The Epstein Files

In compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, the Justice Department has released more than 3 million documents related to the late child sex offender's prosecution. The Onion shares the biggest revelations.

Jeffrey Epstein signed all his emails The Infamous Pedophile Jeff"

Digital cameras always have that nostalgic feel

Little Saint James gets kind of chilly at night

All-inclusive didn't include drinks, which is crazy

Brett Ratner and Bill Clinton do an incredible karaoke duet of Achy Breaky Heart"

It takes at least 1,700 mentions to get fired from CBS News

Epstein's grandiose ambitions included opening a coffee shop and getting really good at playing guitar

The waterslide was always out of order"

Pedophilia is mostly logistics

Donald Trump is fully exonerated over 5,300 times

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