Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet

LOS ANGELES-Sparking rumors about the pair's relationship as she stepped out with the new piece of eye-catching jewelry, media personality Kylie Jenner was photographed Friday wearing an amulet that reportedly contained an imprisoned Timothee Chalamet.It's official-Timothee's soul has been sealed inside that glowing pendant around her neck," said an insider source, who hinted that the vintage silver and emerald talisman had been custom-made for the 28-year-old Jenner by a Tiffany & Co. evil mage. And since he can only be freed from his crystalline prison by the one who enchanted him, this just proves they're not breaking up anytime soon. Sorry, Kymothee haters! Plus, she never takes it off, not even to sleep, lest he fall into the wrong hands again the way he did with Lily-Rose Depp and her invincible energy prism."At press time, Chalamet's most devoted fans were insisting the Dune star would escape any day.

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