3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey

BATON ROUGE, LA-Revealing that he was prepared to become a martyr for the popular cartoon dog from Australia, local 3-year-old Owen Fulks announced this week that he was more than willing to die for Bluey.It would be the greatest honor to lay down my life for Bluey," said Fulks, pledging his eternal allegiance to the anthropomorphic blue heeler, who reportedly taught him about creativity, perseverance, and emotional regulation. I die so Bluey may live. My only regret is that I have but one life to give in adoration of Bluey. Should I shuffle off this mortal coil, please tell my mother to watch the injured bird episode about dealing with death."Reached for further comment, Fulks told reporters that fucker Bingo [was] on her own."

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