Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him

LOS ANGELES-Staring down at the blank Microsoft Word screen with a hopeless expression on his face, Hollywood TV producer Ryan Murphy told reporters Friday that he was worried his worst ideas were now behind him. Sometimes I look back and fear I'll never be able to come up with anything that schlocky ever again," said the 60-year-old Murphy, who became visibly emotional as memories of Monster, American Horror Story, and Glee flashed through his mind. I've already cast Kim Kardashian twice-where else is there to go? Was All's Fair my peak low? I hope not. But when I see The Beauty's 71% on Rotten Tomatoes, it's hard not to panic. What if my ideas for one-dimensional characters are completely tapped out? It would be awful if I had to sell out and abandon marketability in favor of depth." At press time, Murphy was reportedly feeling newly inspired after typing out the words gay 9/11."

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