Political Profile: Tom Homan

President Trump's border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE's highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan's background.

Head Weight: 66 pounds

Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan

Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242

Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents

Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids

Bribery Price: Sliding scale

Favorite Pickup Line: Show me your papers."

Pet Peeve: Stephen Miller rolling his eyes when asked what physiognomy" means

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