Article 73EN4 All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered

All The Questions You Have About K-Pop, Answered

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With the popularity of streaming megahit KPop Demon Hunters, the formation of global girl group" Katseye, and the reunion of superstars BTS, Korean pop music's influence on American pop culture is stronger than ever. The Onion shares everything you need to know about K-pop.

Who are some of the major K-pop groups?
BTS, EXO, NCT, NCIS, and NCIS: New Orleans.

How are K-pop groups formed?
By the Korean version of Simon Cowell, who has far more power than the British Simon Cowell could ever dream of.

Why are so many young people into K-pop?
To confuse and enrage you.

Is K-pop only for teens?
Of course not! K-pop is for anyone struggling with an addiction to their electronic devices.

Are the songs always in Korean?
They are often a mix of Korean, English, and iMovie sound effects.

If I send a finger to Lisa from Blackpink will she fall in love with me?
You'll never know unless you try.

Are K-pop idols happy?
They're smiling, aren't they?

How can I join a fandom?
By successfully killing a member of a rival fandom.

What do I do if I'm not really into K-pop?
Hide.

Does this mean that American cultural hegemony is waning?
Hey, don't cry-we'll always have blue jeans.

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