Report: Poisonings Of Domestic Partners Have Increased

The Department of Homeland Security warned that the use of toxins, such as ricin and cyanide, to poison domestic partners has increased over the last five years, driven by several factors including accessibility of online information, ease of obtaining certain chemicals, and perceived difficulty in detection. What do you think?

Just use dark magick like a grown adult."

Rick Torres, Towelette Moistener

Not me. Poison's strictly for strangers."

Peter Guzenski, Unemployed

Call me old-fashioned, but I prefer to live spitefully with the person I hate for the rest of my life."

Deirdre Connolly, Popcorn Flavorer

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