Rival On AnimeNation.com Up To His Usual Horseshit

YARMOUTH, ME-As he bemoaned yet another day of the same infuriating routine from one of the message board's biggest assholes, local man Kyle Parker confirmed Friday that AmigaraEnigma_9x9, his rival on AnimeNation.com, was up to his usual horseshit. It's not even noon, and he's already being a huge prick to someone who just said they kind of liked the Demon Slayer Hashira arc," said Parker, who sighed audibly as he saw his nemesis up to his typical bullshit of poisoning the well in otherwise perfectly civil discussions of anime, manga, video games, and Japanese culture. It was silly to think he'd finally shut the fuck up after someone politely pointed out that literally no one but him thinks the Berserk OVAs are superior to the 1997 original. After all, this is the person who essentially haunts the fan art section so he can tear some poor teenager's drawings to shreds. Genuinely, what a nightmare." Sources later reported that Parker had rapidly typed out a perfect 700-word response to his insufferable rival on the definition of filler episodes, a post he began with the phrase You are mistaken."

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