U.S. Gains Almost No Jobs In 2025

The U.S. economy experienced almost zero job growth in 2025, with the Bureau of Labor Statistics data indicating that the U.S. economy added only 181,000 jobs compared to 1.46 million in 2024. What do you think?

A perfect economy can't be improved on."

Roland Westhoff, Unemployed

I don't care, I'm buying the jet ski."

Alonso Garza, Water Bottler

Have they not started hiring for the tribunals?"

Suzie Mireles, Tile Purchaser

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