FBI Announces They Have Located Savannah Guthrie

WASHINGTON-Praising the tireless efforts of the hundreds of agents who worked around the clock on the case, FBI director Kash Patel announced Friday that after almost two anguishing weeks, Savannah Guthrie had at last been located. This morning before dawn, a hostage rescue team stormed a New York Citytownhouse and freed Savannah, who miraculously did not appear to be injured or even malnourished in any way," said Patel, adding that cooperation from state and local law enforcement had been instrumental in leaving no stone unturned in the search for the missingTodayshow anchor.Analysis of thousands of hours of recent footage positioned her repeatedly atNBC Studios at Rockefeller Center in Manhattan, and we were able to further pinpoint her whereabouts with the help of many, many ordinary Americans who called our tip line to report seeing her enter and exit the building where she was eventually found. I wish we had rescued her sooner, of course, but at least we can all celebrate this happy ending today."Patel added thathe had not yet spoken with Guthrie butassumedshe was recovering from her ordeal with her husband, Michael, her two children, and her mother, Nancy.

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