Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact

Looksmaxxing," a new trend that can involve jaw exercises, steroid use, and extreme cosmetic procedures, has taken off among many boys and young men. The Onion dispels common myths surrounding looksmaxxing.

MYTH: Regularly exercising your jaw muscles can make them bigger.

FACT: The most effective way to change your face shape is to contract mumps.

MYTH: Looksmaxxing is a troubling component of incel subculture.

FACT: Looksmaxxing is probably the least troubling part of incel subculture.

MYTH: If you have a negative canthal tilt, women will find you repulsive.

FACT: If you won't shut the fuck up about canthal tilts, women will find you repulsive.

MYTH: Looksmaxxing is an unhealthy grasp for control amid economic and social instability.

FACT: Sounds like someone just got mogged.

MYTH: Limb-lengthening surgery is a reasonable option for men who want to be taller.

FACT: You can achieve far better results tying yourself between two horses.

MYTH: Looksmaxxing is a repackaging of body dysmorphia for men.

FACT: Looksmaxxing is a repackaging of body dysmorphia for everyone.

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