RFK Jr. Claims Keto Diet Cures Schizophrenia

Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that a high-fat, low-carbohydrate diet, widely known as the keto diet, can cure certain psychiatric conditions including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder, citing a Harvard physician Dr. Pollan" who doesn't appear to exist. What do you think?

Same thing God told me."

Jason Dupont, Steak Tenderizer

Guess that makes this brisket a medical expense."

Mario Rivera, Ballot Collator

Well, he was right about trepanation fixing my reflux."

Mackenzie Hartmann, Systems Analyst

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