Mexico To Deploy Robotic Police Dogs For 2026 FIFA World Cup

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Mexico introduced tactical robot dogs as part of security preparations for the 2026 FIFA World Cup, with officials claiming the robotic units will assist police with surveillance, monitoring, and intervention operations during the international soccer tournament. What do you think?

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How many human police dogs lost their jobs for this?"

Peter Greenleaf, Anvil Molder
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There's no rule that says a robotic dog can't guard soccer."

Josh Samayoa, Mink Rescuer
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Robot dogs can be easily distracted by throwing them a juicy piece of lithium."

Lucia Bautista, Elastics Expert

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