Mother Who Went Missing In 2001 Found Alive

A mother in North Carolina who went missing while Christmas shopping 24 years ago was found alive and well," though she claimed she did not want to be contacted by her family. What do you think?

Christmas and the following two and a half decades can be a stressful time."

Joey Sauter, Sand Scooper

Oh great, let's hear what all the perfect mothers have to say about this."

Missy Klippel, Unemployed

She should at least give her family the Christmas presents she bought them."

Corey Lesner, Figurine Purchaser

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