Article 73YP6 NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball

NYPD Arrests Man For Hitting Officers With Snowball

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The NYPD arrested a 27-year-old man they accused of striking two police officers with snow and ice during a snowball fight in Washington Square Park, charging him with assaulting a police officer, obstructing governmental administration, and disorderly conduct. What do you think?

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The law is clear-it's no fair if they weren't looking."

Eddie Olivo, Asparagus Buncher
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I hope they also investigate the three-sphered man smoking a pipe in my yard."

Jolene Etzler, Skirt Hemmer
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That's two mothers who had to explain to their kids that daddy won't be coming home dry tonight."

Ramesh Thakuri, Horn Cleaner

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