Price Of Teeth Rises

According to Delta Dental's new Original Tooth Fairy Poll, the average amount of money left under a pillow for a lost tooth has increased to $5.84 per tooth, up 17% from last year. What do you think?

Should have guessed when my kids cashed 6 years of teeth last night."

Rose Bastola, Lace Maker

Yet the salary of the average tooth collector remains stagnant."

Rusty Shupe, Landfill Attendant

Those are kidney prices."

Nolan Knutson, Epitaph Etcher

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