DOJ Employee Charged In Child Pornography Case

Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney's Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested and charged in a child pornography case and is facing federal criminal charges in Maryland. What do you think?

It's kind of embarrassing to be a pedophile but not connected to Jeffrey Epstein."

Francine Burns, Script Distributor

I smell a promotion."

Joey Bovinett, Lawn Waterer

Just his luck to get busted right before Trump makes it legal."

Seth Lovestrand, Cost Estimator

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