Travis Kelce Bummed Fiancée Signed Him Up For NFL Again

LEAWOOD, KS-Groaning at the thought of having to be somewhere on the weekend,TravisKelce was reportedly feeling bummed Monday after he learned fianceeTaylor Swifthad signedhimupfor theNFLagain. She says sticking with it will teach me responsibility and discipline, but I know what she really wants is to just get me out of the house," said the 36-year-old Kansas City Chiefs tight end, who stated that he was already dreading the annoying warmups and drills he would have to do each morning when Swift droppedhimoff at practice. I thought I was doing the podcast for my activity this year. Not the stupid NFL. My brother Jason doesn't have to play football. His wife stopped signinghimup years ago. It's not fair! I'll have to getupsuper early, the food sucks, and learning plays is so boring. Plus, the coach is so mean to me!" According to reports, Kelcewas even morebummedafter hisfianceetoldhimthey were having fish for dinner.

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