You can make Linux syscalls in a Windows application, apparently
What happens if you make a Linux syscall in a Windows application?
So yeah, you can make Linux syscalls from Windows programs, as long as they're running under Wine. Totally useless, but the fact that such a Frankenstein monster of a program could exist is funny to me.
nicebyte at gpfault.net
The fact that this works is both surprising and unsurprising at the same time.