Florida Hospital Sues To Evict Patient Discharged 5 Months Ago

Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare sued a patient who refused to depart her room after being discharged last October, claiming she is diverting resources that could be used to help others. What do you think?

Once the bleeding's stopped, everything else is pampering."

Stuart Corbell, Systems Analyst

You don't give up a remote-controlled mattress for anybody."

Gary Ziang, Bean Roaster

So selfish. Another patient could be going bankrupt in that bed right now."

Emma Garvin, Equine Biographer

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