Florida Bill To Ban First Cousin Marriage Fails To Pass

A bill to ban marriage between first cousins failed to pass in the Florida Senate, allowing the state to remain one of more than a dozen in the U.S. where marrying one's first cousin is legal. What do you think?

Everyone deserves someone who looks like their uncle."

Aaron Kamykowski, Vacuum Tester

How else am I supposed to make my brother jealous?"

Ivy Oleinik, Donut Sprinkler

The government has no business telling me who I'm related to."

Jon Bonsall, Systems Analyst

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