The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Taylor Frankie Paul

Secret Lives Of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul is under fire after a video that shows her assaulting an ex-boyfriend went viral. The Onion sat down with Paul to discuss ABC's decision to pull her season of The Bachelorette.

The Onion: Would you like to have a seat before we get started?

Paul: I legally cannot come within 50 feet of any chair, stool, or chaise lounge.

The Onion: Is this the lowest point of your life?

Paul: Assuming no one finds the other videos, yes.

The Onion: Will MomTok survive this?

Paul: You cannot kill what is not truly alive.

The Onion: Has the controversy cost you any other work?

Paul: Yeah, I don't think I'm in the running for James Bond anymore.

The Onion: What's your biggest turn-on?

Paul: When a guy offers to pay my bail.

The Onion: In the wake of the video, do you have any regrets?

Paul: Not using a ring light.

The Onion: What's next for you?

Paul: Working with Colleen Hoover to turn my life story into a rom-com.

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