Article 74H4N Delta Suspends Special Congressional Services Amid TSA Shutdown

Delta Suspends Special Congressional Services Amid TSA Shutdown

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Delta Air Lines cut off special services for members of Congress due to the impact of the partial government shutdown, with lawmakers no longer being provided expedited screening, escorts through airports to bypass long security lines, or dedicated reservation desks. What do you think?

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Time for congresspeople to pretend to need a wheelchair like the rest of us."

Vlad Morozov, Spatula Packager
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Good. I hated when they let senators pat me down."

Mario Alquiza, Drawer Repairman
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Don't punish regular Americans by making us wait in line with lawmakers."

Elisa De Luca, Unemployed

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