Family Looking For Seashells Finds Remains Of Missing Man

A family looking for seashells in California discovered the partial remains of what has now been identified as a former banker who went missing in 1999, notifying authorities when they came across a long bone that contained surgical hardware. What do you think?

That'd make a rad necklace."

Bradley Snyder, Pea Sheller

If you hold them up to your ear you can hear screaming."

Joelle Kimbrel, Lectern Installer

Leave only footprints, take only shinbones."

Paul Rahmat, Unemployed

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