Article 74PPV MarvelCalls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

MarvelCalls Emergency Meeting To Determine If They Already Made One Called ‘Avengers: Doomsday’

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BURBANK, CA-In an effort to determine whether they needed to cease production immediately or if the film's title simply sounded familiar,MarvelStudios reportedly called an emergency meeting Friday after concerns were raised that they had already made one calledAvengers: Doomsday. All right, gentlemen, quickly-name as manyAvengersfilms as you can," said company president Kevin Feige, who sat at the head of the table in a packed boardroom as executives shouted out Infinity Ultron!" and Deadbolts!" We've already sunk millions and millions of dollars into this thing, so if it turns out we already did anAvengers: Doomsday, well, there's going to be hell to pay. Okay, everybody look through your emails right now and control-F for doomsday.'" At press time, Feige was overheard saying, Fuck it, it's not like anyone gives a shit anyway."

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