Article 74X8Y GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact

GLP-1s: Myth Vs. Fact

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A class of medications called GLP-1s have skyrocketed in popularity recently for their effectiveness in reducing body mass. The Onion examines the myths and facts surrounding these weight-loss drugs.

MYTH: GLP-1s are only prescribed for diabetes.

FACT: GLP-1s have many applications, from aiding in addiction recovery to making your stepsister jealous.

MYTH: The long-term effects of these drugs haven't been thoroughly studied.

FACT: Tamara's wedding is in two months.

MYTH: You only lose body fat, not muscle.

FACT: You also lose out on coveted sassy fat lady" movie roles.

MYTH: To lose weight, you must also incorporate changes to your diet and lifestyle.

FACT: Just take more.

MYTH: Wegovy is better than Ozempic.

FACT: Wegovy is only good for losing weight on your top half while Ozempic slims down your bottom half.

MYTH: GLP-1s are for everyone.

FACT: Not sumo wrestlers.

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