Automatic U.S. Military Draft Registration To Begin By December

Eligible men in the United States will be registered into the military draft pool automatically by December, a measure slipped into last year's annual defense policy bill that will replace the previous self-registration process. What do you think?

If you can't even fill out a form, how can you be trusted to die in a pointless war?"

Cameron Benton, Ink Supplier

This is pretty scary for the 3% of American men healthy enough to serve."

Max Harris, Produce Waxer

Dying in war should be a frictionless experience."

Jenna Thornton, Organ Duster

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