Wretches Welcome

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from The Onion on 2026-04-15 13:00 (#74Z1T)

Room and board provided, but you will need to earn your keep. Your quarters are the garret, where you will sleep in silence beside the groundskeeper. One stick of firewood allotted on Christmas Day, if you have proven satisfactory.

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