What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3

After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama.

Q: Which members of the cast are returning?

A: Willingly, none of them.

Q: How many episodes will there be?

A: This season will make up for lost time by being 94 episodes long.

Q: With a five-year time jump, what are the characters up to now?

A: Cassie is launching an OnlyFans, Jules is working as a sugar baby, Nate is a gigolo, Maddy is a human footstool, and Rue is a high-end glory hole owner.

Q: Do I need to watch the previous seasons first?

A: If you want to be as confused as everyone else is, yes.

Q: Is Luke Combs in it?

A: Uh, no. Was he supposed to be?

Q: Should I watch it to understand my kids better?

A: Only if your kid is Sam Levinson, who needs to be understood better.

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