Allbirds Pivots To AI

In an announcement that caused its stock to rally almost 600%, Allbirds said it would stop making its well-known minimalist, sustainable shoes and become an AI infrastructure company. What do you think?

But shoes are the future!"

Leandro Fonseca, Ice Chipper

Will their AI also be terrible in wet conditions?"

Amara Oduya, Signage Overseer

Must we relearn the lessons of the Avia-LA Gear Cyborg Wars?"

Tariq Farouk, Lantern Tester

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