U.K. Passes Lifetime Smoking Ban For People Born After 2008

A newly passed law will prohibit the sale of tobacco products to U.K. residents who are under 18 and anyone born in the future, raising the minimum age of purchase by one year every year going forward. What do you think?

My baby is pissed."

Claire Marquez, Bacon Curer

How long until the whole world forgets smooth flavor?"

Aiden McCall, Talisman Seller

Thank God I'm from a country that doesn't care about my health."

Edwin Eaton, Napkin Folder

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