Over 200,000 Heated Socks Recalled Due To Burns

Costco recalled almost 208,000 heated socks after customers reported first- and second-degree burns. What do you think?

You have to remember to set it to slow roast."

Ron Pruett, Face Blurrer

God forbid a company try to push the boundaries of coziness."

John Jones, Hammer Polisher

I got rid of mine because they smelled like hot feet."

Maggie Olyphant, Knee Surgeon

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