Study: City Birds More Afraid Of Women Than Men

A study found that birds residing in cities consistently allowed men to approach almost a meter closer before flying away on average than women, with researchers unsure how they are able to determine sex or a reason for their behavior. What do you think?

Their loss. My purse is always full to the brim with worms."

Makayla Maynard, Paella Chef

It's called negging."

Anderson Huang, Cage Latcher

Well can you blame them after #MeToo?"

Dean Frye, Vacuum Servicer

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