BTS Fans Warned Flash Photography Will Trigger J-Hope’s Assassination Protocol

STANFORD, CA-Issuing a stern reminder to all concert attendees, event security staff warned BTS fans Tuesday evening that flash photography would trigger J-Hope's assassination protocol. Have your tickets ready, keys and phones out of your pockets, and-this part is very important, so please listen up-make sure flash settings on your phones and cameras are off," said a security staffer positioned near the entrance to the stadium, who shouted out the instructions to make sure all fans had a fun, safe, and secret South Korean military weapon-free night. Trust me, you don't want to activate J-Hope's attack mode. He's stronger than an elephant and faster than lightning. And official light sticks only, please. We don't want a repeat of what happened in Tampa." Security officials also reminded fans there would be no refunds in the event J-Hope snapped their necks.

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