Japanese Eels Revealed To Have 2 Types Of Sperm

A study found that Japanese eels have two different types of sperm, shedding light on why fisheries encountered such low fertility rates during artificial insemination. What do you think?

This explains a lot about my sexual experiences with eels."

Dexter Marsh, Spelling Grader

And let me guess, the eel claims neither kind requires a condom."

Juliet Beil, Produce Lobbyist

Yeah, good sperm and evil sperm, everyone has that."

Grady Uelner, Tea Steeper

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